Do you know Mr.Bean? Bellow is the conversation between Mr.Bean and friends.

Mr.Bean attend a meeting
Friend : Sory, I'm late. I'm trapped in the elevator/lift for 3 hour because the power is shutdown.
Mr.Bean : It's ok. I'm also late for 3 hour. I'm trapped in the escalator because the power is shutdown.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Mr.Bean: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Mr. Bean go to the movie box
Friend: Why you unvite 18 friend to see the movie?
Mr. Bean: Because under 18 no enter..
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Mr. Bean play a jigsaw puzzle
After he finish it, with rightfully proud he saw to his friend.
Mr. Bean: I finish it only for 5 month
Friend: Why you take it so long time?
Mr. Bean: Long time? Do you see that box? "for 4-7 years"

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